Now THIS is what pisses ME off…
I work with a lot of fuckin’ idiots at my job. That being said, there is one person in particular that just bugs the shit outta me. We will call him Ted. He is a “work friend”. Meaning, I don’t hang out with him outside of work because he is not the type of guy who I would ever choose to hang out with. I am forced to hang out with him at work, so I have to bullshit with him in order to make my job less boring. If I didn’t at least talk to him it would be awkward and weird since we spend 50+ hours a week together. So in order to kill time, we have pointless conversations that I don’t really care about. In most of them he tells me stories, or has some opinion on something that makes me want to windmill kick his chin off of his face. Now one of these useless stories he tells me, is about a girl he met at a bar. This girl…is married. He’s bragging about how he brought her home on the first night, and how he is seeing her again. I asked him “Dude, what if you get caught?” and he says “Dude, he’s like half my size, I’m not scared of him.”
FUCKIN’ MOTHERFUCKER! Okay, just so we’re clear. I consider cheaters as almost the lowest form of life, right above child molesters, and below Chris Brown. So already I hate this girl, what a piece of shit cheating slut! Grow some ovaries and get a divorce instead of cheating on your husband, and ruining his life. I would love nothing more than to cut her face off with a rusty hatchet. The best part is, that’s not even the part that pisses me off the most! What really makes me wanna go on a killing spree is Ted. When a guy knowingly is having sex with a married girl, that makes him just as bad as her, if not worse. If the guy knows the girl is married and is not happy, that gives him a shit load of ammunition to use in his “try to get my dick sucked” gun. All he has to do is find out what the husband is like from her, and be exactly the opposite. Then she’ll view him as “what she’s been missing” and she has no chance after that.
The fact that he said “I’m not afraid of him” just baffles me. Ted has never been in a fight, and he has never been cheated on. So yes Ted, the guy may be half your size…but you need to take into consideration one thing…fuckin’ rage! Rage is a hell of a thing, it makes people punch harder, not feel pain, and have crazy homicidal thoughts. Rage is exactly what this guy is gonna have if he ever catches your dumb ass on top of his wife. So it wouldn’t matter if Ted was 15 times the size of him, I’d put money on the raged out married guy. I truly hope Married Guy does find out, and when he does, I pray there are people around to pull Married Guy off Ted before he puts him in a coma. Because if no one is there, and someone ends up finding Ted lying in a pool of his own blood because Married Guy decided to test the durability of his Louisville Slugger on Ted’s dome…then I might get stuck with another idiot work friend who annoys me even more than Ted. And that would fuckin’ suck.
But hey…maybe that’s just me.
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“Rage is a hell of a thing, it makes people punch harder, not feel pain, and have crazy homicidal thoughts.” Well said, my friend. I could not have said this any better myself. Please keep us readers posted!!
“I consider cheaters as almost the lowest form of life, right above child molesters, and below Chris Brown”
I def consider wife beating way lower then cheating haha. but other then that, this Ted guy just needs to be told his shit, what a dumbass haha.