Now THIS is what pisses ME off…
So I went grocery shopping the other day. I was just minding my own business looking for Hot Pockets and other things to bring to work for lunch. And I know what you’re thinking, Hot Pockets are delicious, and I completely agree. As I was browsing through the aisles I saw a guy I graduated High School with walking down the same aisle. I didn’t particularly like this guy in High School…he wasn’t in the same group of people that I hung out with…I did date his sister though, so that’s the only reason I had any interaction with him back in those days. I tried dodging the awkward interaction that was sure to come as much as I could, but needless to say I failed. I attempted to turn my head to avoid eye contact, turn my body so he wouldn’t think I saw him, take out my cell phone to seem like I was enthralled in a conversation with someone I actually wanted to talk to. Despite all my efforts he says, “Hey man, how ya been?”. I replied politely with the usual “Oh not too bad, how ’bout you?” Then he gives me his life story about having a kid with his ex-girlfriend, who he caught cheating on him, the kid might not be his. And how he just got laid off from work because he hurt his back in a car accident, he was drunk driving and hit a parked car, he’s getting sued for it.
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