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Now THIS is what pisses ME off…

Relationships. Every guy loves to have that one person who can make him feel like a fat kid in a pastry shop. Everybody wants to love someone else and or be loved by someone. But I HATE when people allow this emotion to ruin friendships they once had before the pile of pussy came into the equation. I can see missing a couple get-togethers to hang out with your girlfriend, but to deliberately take her up to your room without even saying 2 words to your roommates and friends is completely ridiculous. This just brings the meaning of “Pussy Whipped” to a whole new level.

When I confronted my former friend on his new lack of social aptitude. He had the lady balls to tell me at least he is getting consistent sex whenever he wants (the kid is a bowl full of pussy whip). And to that I say… FUCK YOU!!! You may get sex whenever you want but I have friends who actually like hanging out with me, and who would lie down in traffic for me. And trust me ex-buddy, if the itch comes a scratchin’ I can do a pretty good job of finding a “lady friend” for a night, and I don’t have to throw away all my friendships to do it.

For his sake I hope to GOD that they stay together for the rest of their hermit lives because if and when they do rip each other’s hearts out Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom style, they won’t have a friend in the world who is gonna care enough to give a damn about it. Which is sad because he’s not a bad guy; he just let pussy get in the way of his manhood.

And if he doesn’t like it. Then he can Go Rant Himself.

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Now THIS is what pisses ME off…

Liars. It annoys every single inch of me (and yes ladies, even those inches) when people lie. Even more so when I know they are lying as the words come out of their mouths. It destroys any trust or respect I have for that person when while they are talking I think ‘Nope, that never happened.”

I have this, well I guess we can call him a friend for simplicity, anyway…he LOVES to lie. He doesn’t do anything with his miserable god forsaken worthless life so he has to lie to even have a chance of holding a half ways entertaining conversation with any of the much more interesting people he talks to. I’ve called him out on it may a times and he tries to come up with some bullshit lie to cover that lie.

MAN THE FUCK UP!!! Just admit you’re lying you dumb midget!!! No one’s really gonna care that you were lying. They will just not believe anything you say from now on, like they should. Take it from me, if you have to lie your way into conversations to get friends you should just do us a favor and come down with some form of agoraphobia and keep your lying ass inside. INDEFINITELY!!!

And if he doesn’t like it. Then he can Go Rant Himself.

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Now THIS is what pisses ME off…

Lazy people. Nothing pisses me off more then when you’re having a good time and the cops have to break it up. Now don’t get me wrong I’m not upset with the cops on this one, that could be a whole different story some other time, I’m talking about the stupid twatters who called them. Is it too hard for someone to walk up to my door and nicely ask me to quiet down? Why is everyone’s first instinct to call the bacon in? I mean sure we were being loud but its not like we’re committing a murder or shooting firearms off in the backyard like a bunch of red neck lowlifes. It’s just a bunch of my 21-year-old friends having a good time that may involve some loud music and alcohol. GOD FORBID the neighbors get woken up at 11:30pm on a Friday. Sorry we’re not old like you and still have social lives. Maybe you should get off your lazy asses and be a man and come talk to us instead of thinking the cops are the only way to take care of it.

And if you don’t like it. Then you can Go Rant Yourself.

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Now THIS is what pisses ME off…

I was out at the bar last Friday night as usual with some friends. We were at our favorite bar and loving every second of it, after all, drunken debauchery is the best kind of debauchery. After a few pitchers of Bud Light with the crew, I decided to go have a smoke. As I was going outside some Jersey Shore lookin’ punk bumped into me. I just kept walking like nothing happened, it really didn’t bother me that much…Until he said “excuse you buddy” in the exact right tone to piss me off. At that point, I jumped to the 9th level of anger, and I only have like…6 levels. So needless to say I was a little upset. Then I told him that he was the one that bumped into me. This turned into a very heated argument about what happened, and him trying to assert his manhood. Then I realized that this guy was just trying to pick a fight with me. Finally after many “Fuck you’s” and threats were exchanged I decided that I was a little bit furious. I was done talking, and it was time to take this outside. Once I said “Fuck it! Let’s take this outside then.” He stops being tough and says “Naw dude, it’s cool, my bad for bumpin’ into ya.”

Now THIS is what pisses ME off….

Stupid Neighbors. It absolutely pisses me off when my neighbors get me in trouble for something that is technically their fucking fault. We don’t get our garbage taken away by the city. We get it taken by some local guy who picks up all the shit that we don’t need anymore twice a week instead of just once like those lazy city bastards (city workers piss me off too, for the record). Due to this fact we don’t get one of those blue humpback whale sized garbage cans that the city provides. We have a pretty big garbage can; it can hold a good 3 full sized garbage bags no problem. But our house…likes to get drunker than 10,000 Indians and lots of people like to join in on this mindless debauchery. So needless to say we have more garbage than the neighboring senior citizens we live by.

Now THIS is what pisses ME off…

I was sitting around the house having a beer and watching “2 and a Half Men”, which is not as good with fuckin “Kelso” on it now. My girlfriend walks into the room and decides to watch “her shows.” These include such shows as “Teen Mom” and “Keeping Up With The Kardashians”. Being the nice boyfriend that I am, I oblige. Then about 5 minutes into the show about those dark haired bimbos…I almost threw my drink at my 1600 dollar TV in order to shatter it just so I didn’t have to watch that shit anymore!

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