RantonioRantana

The angry genius behind The Rant Pack. He’s a pissed off mother fucker from the mid-west. Works all day, doesn’t sleep all night. Instead he’s up writing about what pisses him off. Easily the angriest of the bunch, if you don’t understand from his rants why he’s pissed then there’s something wrong with you.

 

Now THIS is what pisses ME off…

I love seeing when people just can’t seem to figure something out. It happens at work all the time and I see it everywhere else. I hate it when those same people get all pissed off and grumpy because they can’t figure it out and then bitch and complain about it! Especially when I know I can do it very easily. So I’ll say “Hey, you want me to do it dude”…but he says in a very frustrated tone “No dude…I can get it” then he tries and screws it all up. Then he throws something and starts pouting.

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Now THIS is what pisses ME off…

I am 25 years old and am a supervisor at my job, which I happen to be extremely good at. We get a lot of new guys in my area. The one in particular that has been pissing me off a lot lately is quite a bit older than me. By about 23 years (I understand 48 isn’t all that old, but at my job it is). He seems to think that because he is older…he is better than me at the job. But this old bastard has found out very quickly that he is not. He will question what I tell him to do and try to tell me we should do something differently, instead of the way we ALWAYS do it and the way our supervisors WANT us to do it. For instance, there was a piece of steel that was cut wrong and didn’t fit, so I put that piece off to the side. Then this fossil comes up, grabs it and tries to bolt it in place. I say to him, “Hey don’t even try that man, it doesn’t fit.”  To which he replies “Uh, what do you mean it doesn’t fit?”

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Now THIS is what pisses ME off…

Have you ever seen the show “Fatal Attraction” on Animal Planet? I saw it the other day and it was actually pretty interesting. If you haven’t seen it, it’s basically about people who own exotic pets such as tigers or chimps or bears and how they are viciously attacked by them. I couldn’t help but feel bad…about how much I didn’t feel bad for them.

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Now THIS is what pisses ME off…

I work with a lot of fuckin’ idiots at my job. That being said, there is one person in particular that just bugs the shit outta me. We will call him Ted. He is a “work friend”. Meaning, I don’t hang out with him outside of work because he is not the type of guy who I would ever choose to hang out with. I am forced to hang out with him at work, so I have to bullshit with him in order to make my job less boring. If I didn’t at least talk to him it would be awkward and weird since we spend 50+ hours a week together. So in order to kill time, we have pointless conversations that I don’t really care about. In most of them he tells me stories, or has some opinion on something that makes me want to windmill kick his chin off of his face. Now one of these useless stories he tells me, is about a girl he met at a bar. This girl…is married. He’s bragging about how he brought her home on the first night, and how he is seeing her again. I asked him “Dude, what if you get caught?” and he says “Dude, he’s like half my size, I’m not scared of him.”

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Now THIS is what pisses ME off…

I was in the mall the other day looking to buy a new Playstation 3 controller since I snapped my other one in half after losing a drunken game of NCAA Football 2012. That game was bullshit! Anyway, while I was walking around I happened to notice a scrawny white guy wearing a long baggy shirt with Tupac’s face on it, extremely baggy pants, and a flat billed multi-colored hat cocked to the side with the sticker still on the underside of the bill. This clown also had some “bling”. He had a long silver chain with a large cross pendant at the end, with a huge fake diamond bracelet and earrings that looked like he stole them right off of Allen Iverson’s ears.

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Now THIS is what pisses ME off…

I get home from work, and there’s really nothing else to do. So, I hop on to Facebook to check out what all my friends have been up to. Immediately I just check out the News Feed to see if my close friends have posted anything entertaining recently. While I’m browsing through all the statuses, I tend to run into multiple and completely mindless updates that do nothing but clog up my News Feed with stupidity. While I am reading through some of them…I found some that annoyed the shit outta me, to my very core!

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