Now THIS is what pisses ME off…
I work with a lot of fuckin’ idiots at my job. That being said, there is one person in particular that just bugs the shit outta me. We will call him Ted. He is a “work friend”. Meaning, I don’t hang out with him outside of work because he is not the type of guy who I would ever choose to hang out with. I am forced to hang out with him at work, so I have to bullshit with him in order to make my job less boring. If I didn’t at least talk to him it would be awkward and weird since we spend 50+ hours a week together. So in order to kill time, we have pointless conversations that I don’t really care about. In most of them he tells me stories, or has some opinion on something that makes me want to windmill kick his chin off of his face. Now one of these useless stories he tells me, is about a girl he met at a bar. This girl…is married. He’s bragging about how he brought her home on the first night, and how he is seeing her again. I asked him “Dude, what if you get caught?” and he says “Dude, he’s like half my size, I’m not scared of him.”
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