Archive for May, 2008



The City Ridiculous

Published on May 30, 2008

Santa Fe, Santa Fe, Santa Fe.
Arthur Firstenberg, a Santa Fe resident and well-known wacko is taking action against the City Different due to his hypersensitivity to wireless devices. He claims Wi-Fi and radio signals give him a tingling in his thigh and then some chest pains. On a completely unrelated medical note, the […]


Scream for me, Albuquerque!!

Published on May 28, 2008

What’s the best way for an ex-metalhead to celebrate his 40th birthday? By going to a concert by the band he loved most when he was 15 years old!


Welcome… now move the hell out of the way.

Published on May 24, 2008

Albuquerque is a unique town, filled with ever-expanding diversity and a rich culture. The mountains in the east open up in the mornings to a flowing river of cascading sunlight and the desert in the west displays all its glory as it sends waves of color into the air and across the Rio […]


Cop Kills Woman: Part II

Published on May 21, 2008

Hey, remember that cop who was caught on video running over and killing a woman in the parking lot of a bar in Albuquerque six long weeks ago?
Guess what? He still hasn’t been charged with any crime!


Duckboy Goes to Golden Corral

Published on May 19, 2008

(Another new blogger. . .The Duckboy sent me a text message saying he was at Golden Corral and he was afraid of what he was seeing. I asked him to write about it. Feast on this…)
Against my better judgment, I parked my piece-of-crap Montero in the parking lot of Golden Corral. Please don’t groan, it […]


Prostitution at a Strip Club?! The Hell You Say!

Published on May 15, 2008

(Let’s face it. . .we all like guy time, but no one likes a sausage party. So before the Rant Pack looks too much like a Star Trek convention, let’s get a female perspective! Give a warm welcome to our newest blogger, Liz Dee!)
UNBELIEVABLE! To imagine, a morally upstanding establishment like the Ice House was […]


Sweep the Leg Johnny - Karate Kid Tribute

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This is the best music video you will see all day, and possibly the rest of your life.


Warning: Movie Will Make You Weep (With Agony)

Published on May 12, 2008

I don’t mind movies geared to the female audience. Some of them are funny. And when I say “some of them,” I mean SOME of them.
Not long ago I agreed with my girlfriend to go see Made of Honor. I agreed considering my tolerance of such movies has built up over the […]


I want this…..or do I?

Published on May 9, 2008

One of my favorite blogs, gizmodo.com, has an interesting profile on this tacky, yet amusing item called the BBQ Sword.

I have some serious questions about this product, like:
1) Why hasn’t this been invented earlier?
2) If it comes with a Zorro-like mask, where’s the cape?
3) Will there be other BBQ accessories, like a spatula […]


Nob Hill Bar & Grill: Cool Knives, Chocolate Beer & Salt Water

Published on May 4, 2008

I can’t stop going to the new Nob Hill Bar and Grill. Here’s what’s calling me back:
1) Awesome steak knives. When cutting meat, I feel like I’m performing surgery with a high-tech instrument. The knives look like they came out of a futuristic ninja movie or something.
2) Young’s […]