Archive for March, 2008



He’s not a candidate!

Published on March 31, 2008

Click the picture to see the bumper sticker. By the way, shouldn’t this dude be driving some sort of hybrid?
As a side note, Harvey and the Prowlers at the Penn Station? Seriously?


I stiffed a waitress

Published on March 29, 2008

I don’t think I’ve ever stiffed a waitress on a tip before, and God knows I have had reasons to do so, but chickened out once the check came. I’ve always left something and usually still at 15% even when service has been atrocious.


A Billion Reasons Why True Love Does Exist

Published on March 25, 2008

27-year-old hot model dating 63-year-old man.  What could possibly be the attraction?
Hmmmmm………
“He’s an incredible man and I just love him,” she says.
Yeahhhhh riiiiiiiiiight.


Should we stay or should we go?

Published on March 20, 2008

In early 2007, I got the half-baked idea to create a website where I could review businesses in Albuquerque. I thought of calling it Duke City Review, but when I Googled the name, I found it was already used for a site that reviews the…ahem…services of Albuquerque’s working girls.


Corinthian Leather, anyone?

Published on March 19, 2008

Did I hear Mr. Roarke say “this SMALL Chrysler?” That was a small car?