I don’t have kids of my own, but I love them. I get a kick out of seeing them in their cute costumes when they scream “trick or treat!” at my front door on Halloween.
I just wasn’t in the mood this year.
I was at the grocery store the other day when I found this amusing shopping list. I picture the author blitzed in a Martha Stewartesque sort of way.
UPDATE: I was a Lotaburger cook complete with the hat, apron, drive-thru headset, and spatula. I didn’t win. I lost to a woman who dressed up as an evil clown and a co-worker who dressed up as a banana. I still had fun.
Every year at work we have a Halloween costume contest. The winner […]
Fake celebrities are stupid.
Fake “grass” is amusing.
Fake press conferences are both stupid and amusing.
Want to test your haggling abilities with hardened, aggressive vendors while browsing counterfeit knockoffs and useless crap? Juarez, Mexico is just a four-hour drive from here.
Or you can save the time and just visit Coronado Center right here in Albuquerque!
What I learned today: The Technoviking doesn’t dance to music. Instead, the music dances to the Technoviking.
Maybe expert reviewers Andrea Lin or Gil Garduño can help me with this dilemma. I’m no restaurant reviewer, so I don’t know protocol in these situations.
After a long day at work, I was in the mood to eat at one of the old Albuquerque restaurants near the intersection of Central and Coors. I’m a big fan of […]
You know what I love best about Albuquerque? For a city this size, we have a huge amount of diverse and excellent restaurants. You name it, you can find it. I know there are always food-snobs who will say, “You can’t find good Dim Sum in Albuquerque.”
To those folks, I say, “More for me.”
So with […]
Joey Bishop passed away yesterday of “multiple causes.”
A great American entertainer, he was the last-remaining member of the Rat Pack that consisted of Frank Sinatra, Peter Lawford, Dean Martin, and Sammy Davis Jr.
UPDATE 10\19
The “message” I posted here is not from George Carlin. Thanks to Renee for pointing that out. It was, as it turns out, found in 1945, hand scribbled on an M&M wrapper, in a certain “Führerbunker” in Berlin. Sorry, for any confusion. I would comment further, but, I have to get […]