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The City Ridiculous

Published on May 30, 2008

Santa Fe, Santa Fe, Santa Fe.
Arthur Firstenberg, a Santa Fe resident and well-known wacko is taking action against the City Different due to his hypersensitivity to wireless devices. He claims Wi-Fi and radio signals give him a tingling in his thigh and then some chest pains. On a completely unrelated medical note, the […]


Prostitution at a Strip Club?! The Hell You Say!

Published on May 15, 2008

(Let’s face it. . .we all like guy time, but no one likes a sausage party. So before the Rant Pack looks too much like a Star Trek convention, let’s get a female perspective! Give a warm welcome to our newest blogger, Liz Dee!)
UNBELIEVABLE! To imagine, a morally upstanding establishment like the Ice House was […]


Sweep the Leg Johnny - Karate Kid Tribute

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This is the best music video you will see all day, and possibly the rest of your life.


Nob Hill Bar & Grill: Cool Knives, Chocolate Beer & Salt Water

Published on May 4, 2008

I can’t stop going to the new Nob Hill Bar and Grill. Here’s what’s calling me back:
1) Awesome steak knives. When cutting meat, I feel like I’m performing surgery with a high-tech instrument. The knives look like they came out of a futuristic ninja movie or something.
2) Young’s […]


A Billion Reasons Why True Love Does Exist

Published on March 25, 2008

27-year-old hot model dating 63-year-old man.  What could possibly be the attraction?
Hmmmmm………
“He’s an incredible man and I just love him,” she says.
Yeahhhhh riiiiiiiiiight.


FAIL

Published on February 12, 2008

I love internet memes. One that I love is the FAIL blog. I’d figure I’d pass this one along since all of us fail at something at some point. Might as well laugh at it all when it happens!


Barelas Bumper Pride

Published on December 31, 2007

Found this sticker at the Barelas Coffee House. Oh yeah….
The place has the best huevos rancheros.  Props to the place for showing some bumper pride.  I think I paid only four bucks for it.


The Baconator

Published on November 12, 2007

This monster has 830 calories and 51 grams of fat.  I ate one on Friday.  It’s Monday and I’m still hallucinating and my arteries feel like they’re still pumping grease.  Beware of The Baconator.


Chocolate Sprinkles, Pumpkins, & Booze

Published on October 31, 2007

I was at the grocery store the other day when I found this amusing shopping list. I picture the author blitzed in a Martha Stewartesque sort of way.


Updated: Hoping to Win Halloween Costume Contest

Published on October 30, 2007

UPDATE:  I was a Lotaburger cook complete with the hat, apron, drive-thru headset, and spatula.  I didn’t win.  I lost to a woman who dressed up as an evil clown and a co-worker who dressed up as a banana.  I still had fun.  
Every year at work we have a Halloween costume contest. The winner […]