My buddy and I spent hours crawling and sweating in a 130 degree attic this weekend, wiring the house for cable. Why? Because the installer said, and I quote: “Sorry, man. I don’t crawl in attics.”
Fair enough. I knew to do the job right, I would have to do it myself. So after several false […]
Santa Fe, Santa Fe, Santa Fe.
Arthur Firstenberg, a Santa Fe resident and well-known wacko is taking action against the City Different due to his hypersensitivity to wireless devices. He claims Wi-Fi and radio signals give him a tingling in his thigh and then some chest pains. On a completely unrelated medical note, the […]
Hey, remember that cop who was caught on video running over and killing a woman in the parking lot of a bar in Albuquerque six long weeks ago?
Guess what? He still hasn’t been charged with any crime!
I don’t mind movies geared to the female audience. Some of them are funny. And when I say “some of them,” I mean SOME of them.
Not long ago I agreed with my girlfriend to go see Made of Honor. I agreed considering my tolerance of such movies has built up over the […]
Before this blog had a protective filter in place, Spammers labeled it as easy prey and I found myself deleting thousands of advertisements for everything from porn to JC Penney.
Still, I was stupid enough to use my real contact information recently when filling out an online survey. Can you guess the effect it has had […]
I will start by saying that I have enjoyed watching the New England Patriots plow through such an excellent season. I’m a fan of Tom Brady and though he is wildly overrated, it’s still fun to watch such a talented quarterback in action.
The season would have been more enjoyable if coach Bell Belichick weren’t such a turd.
See the photocopied fortunes to the left? Those are from the fortune cookies a co-worker and I received after our lunch at the Golden Bird on Carlisle. Guess which one of us got screwed on the fortune?
I posted an ad on Craig’s List, looking for a good, used classical guitar.
Here’s the ad:
“I am looking for a good used classical/nylon stringed guitar. I’m not in the professional price range, so nothing in the $1,000 range…
… let me know what you have and how much you want for it. I am willing to […]
Fake celebrities are stupid.
Fake “grass” is amusing.
Fake press conferences are both stupid and amusing.
Want to test your haggling abilities with hardened, aggressive vendors while browsing counterfeit knockoffs and useless crap? Juarez, Mexico is just a four-hour drive from here.
Or you can save the time and just visit Coronado Center right here in Albuquerque!