Archive for the 'Activities' Category



Prostitution at a Strip Club?! The Hell You Say!

Published on May 15, 2008

(Let’s face it. . .we all like guy time, but no one likes a sausage party. So before the Rant Pack looks too much like a Star Trek convention, let’s get a female perspective! Give a warm welcome to our newest blogger, Liz Dee!)
UNBELIEVABLE! To imagine, a morally upstanding establishment like the Ice House was […]


Free at last! Free at last! Thank Ernie Blake Almighty, we’re free at last!

Published on December 14, 2007

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!
Beginning March 19th, 2008. The Taos Ski Valley is open to SNOWBOARDERS!!!
Are you all psyched? Not just for the rest of the season, but, from that historic moment on.
This is huge news with international implications. Well anyway, when I was in Paris a few years ago, I saw a street musician, playing […]


The ABQ Man Checklist

Published on November 14, 2007

Call me typical. I like food. A good cold beer poured into a frozen glass freakin’ rocks. Give me a grill hot as hell with sizzling meat and I’m in heaven. I especially dig ABQ. So I decided to come up with a list—-a checklist of what every […]


Wild Bull Makes Mayhem in Midtown Manhattan!

Published on October 6, 2007

Dateline: Midtown Manhattan. Drunken businessmen and women were repeatedly thrown violently to the ground one after another in a shameless display of inebriated bravado by the scores of professionals who naively believed they could tame this wild beast.


Balloons and Bullets this weekend in Burque

Published on October 5, 2007

This is one of those weekends where there is so much good stuff happening, it’s difficult to choose.


Among the Menwich

Published on October 1, 2007

To paraphrase the old commercial: “When is a man more than a man? When he’s a Manwich.”
This weekend, I joined the Menwich of the New Mexico 4-Wheelers Club for a two-day ride in Red River. I figured after last week’s fiasco, I would learn from the experts.


How to Feel like a Dumbass in 6 Easy Steps

Published on September 24, 2007

Step one: Take new 4×4 truck for an off-road ride in Belen’s unfamiliar territory without another vehicle and driver as backup.
Step two: See highest, steepest hill. Don’t walk up hill to see what’s on other side. Say, “Me climb big mountain!”


NM State Fair, Part III

Published on September 21, 2007

No, I’m not sick of the New Mexico State Fair yet.
What better place can you think of for people watching? An airport? Not even close.
The mall? Bitch, please!